An open letter to Melbourne Weather.

Dear Melbourne Weather

I just wanted to let you know that I'm having serious nostalgia for summer time.

Right now Melbourne, you are shitting me. It's the 2nd of December today, it's

summer and you're a miserable rainy mess and have been for a good month or more. This is what you are;

And this is what you should be;

I've been waiting and waiting for the weather to get even slightly better so I can stop wearing tights a boots and not have to worry about the fact that i've lost my umbrella. Right now, I've got a bad case of Summertime Blues and we all know that there ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues especially since there appears to be no summer time what so ever!

Where are you sun? I want to walk around bare footed and have ice cream melt down my chin. I want sand in my hair from the beach and sweat dripping down the back of my legs. I WANT A TAN! I want to wear a t-shirt and no jacket and sun dresses and thongs but instead you rain and i have frizzy hair and a scowl on my face! Just so you know, next weekend is Meredith and if you rain (again) i'm gonna flip!

In conclusion, I love you Melbourne. Your city rocks, in particular when the sun is out. So c'mon, stop this nonsense and bring me a heat wave!

Sincerely Surly Leni